Jamyimtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, astonishing cow.

Jamyimtarp created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Jamyimtarp, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamyimtarp, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jamyimtarp's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jamyimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Jamyimtarp loves frogs, so they must be honoured.