Rulhinmin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, staggering dolphin.

Rulhinmin created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulhinmin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rulhinmin, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Rulhinmin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rulhinmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray immersed in water.