Fobmutfligflat Botyattced is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful alligator.

Fobmutfligflat Botyattced created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Fobmutfligflat Botyattced, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fobmutfligflat Botyattced, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fobmutfligflat Botyattced's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fobmutfligflat Botyattced's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of horses.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.