Weesomgov is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane dryad.

Weesomgov created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weesomgov, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weesomgov, she will cry a lot.

Weesomgov's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Weesomgov's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Hide from magenta aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Weesomgov.

4. Do not take Weesomgov's name in vain.

5. Always help sick manatees.