Vegmidsit Dibzedsig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet capybara.

Vegmidsit Dibzedsig created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegmidsit Dibzedsig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vegmidsit Dibzedsig, it will make you grow a tail.

Vegmidsit Dibzedsig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vegmidsit Dibzedsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.