Mitpakget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient mongoose.

Mitpakget created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitpakget, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitpakget, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mitpakget's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mitpakget's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect your elders.