Gamlagwan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, uncaring hydra.

Gamlagwan created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamlagwan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gamlagwan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gamlagwan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gamlagwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Never talk about dogs.