Sidflypakfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical butterfly.

Sidflypakfeb created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidflypakfeb, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sidflypakfeb, it will think nothing of it.

Sidflypakfeb's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sidflypakfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Always obey Sidflypakfeb's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.