Fabpodcat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest horse.

Fabpodcat created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabpodcat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fabpodcat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fabpodcat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fabpodcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.