Hapdabduss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud badger.

Hapdabduss created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hapdabduss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hapdabduss, it will turn you into a worm.

Hapdabduss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hapdabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect five zinc sculptures of Hapdabduss on top of important buildings.

2. Hide from gray eagles for they are unholy.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hapdabduss.