Boddosscab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid rat.

Boddosscab created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddosscab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Boddosscab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Boddosscab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Boddosscab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your head fawn.

4. Boddosscab loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.