Daglistkim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent duck.

Daglistkim created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Daglistkim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Daglistkim, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Daglistkim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Daglistkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never bounce near swans.