Sawjigsat Pithadwad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, capable toad.

Sawjigsat Pithadwad created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawjigsat Pithadwad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sawjigsat Pithadwad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sawjigsat Pithadwad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sawjigsat Pithadwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.