Bepgamdit Sasdogbut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil manatee.

Bepgamdit Sasdogbut created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepgamdit Sasdogbut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepgamdit Sasdogbut, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bepgamdit Sasdogbut's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bepgamdit Sasdogbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.