Damvoljig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind dove.

Damvoljig created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damvoljig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Damvoljig, he will turn you into a duck.

Damvoljig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Damvoljig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four hamsters approach from the south.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.

5. Always help seals.