Yimbaplun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, confident snail.

Yimbaplun created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Yimbaplun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yimbaplun, he will ignore you.

Yimbaplun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yimbaplun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown scarves.

2. Always help rats.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Put Yimbaplun first in all things.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.