Nablopdod Omindotgigbotnurbag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet aardvark.

Nablopdod Omindotgigbotnurbag created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nablopdod Omindotgigbotnurbag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nablopdod Omindotgigbotnurbag, he will turn you into a duck.

Nablopdod Omindotgigbotnurbag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nablopdod Omindotgigbotnurbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear boots.