Ruttditaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful octopus.

Ruttditaf created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttditaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttditaf, she will make you grow a tail.

Ruttditaf's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ruttditaf's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ruttditaf.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ruttditaf.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never bounce near foxes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.