Begbunlin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sapient swallow.

Begbunlin created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begbunlin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Begbunlin, she will remove you from existence.

Begbunlin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Begbunlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. You must pray to Begbunlin four times a day.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never wear hats.