Appnilsom Fotwikabged Yartenbom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise snake.

Appnilsom Fotwikabged Yartenbom created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Appnilsom Fotwikabged Yartenbom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Appnilsom Fotwikabged Yartenbom, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Appnilsom Fotwikabged Yartenbom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Appnilsom Fotwikabged Yartenbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appnilsom Fotwikabged Yartenbom.

4. Worship no other gods but Appnilsom Fotwikabged Yartenbom.

5. Never skip in holy places.