Kimfudsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, moody hedgehog.

Kimfudsaw created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimfudsaw, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimfudsaw, he will torture you forever.

Kimfudsaw's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kimfudsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.