Tanhinhap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, compassionate shark.

Tanhinhap created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanhinhap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tanhinhap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tanhinhap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tanhinhap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tanhinhap on top of all buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.