Cepshavten is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, proud swan.

Cepshavten created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepshavten, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cepshavten, he will strike you with lightening.

Cepshavten's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cepshavten's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.