Rotstragweg is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent camel.

Rotstragweg created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotstragweg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rotstragweg, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rotstragweg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rotstragweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Rotstragweg loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.