Highomdab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise octopus.

Highomdab created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Highomdab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Highomdab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Highomdab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Highomdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.