Kapweevol is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic clam.

Kapweevol created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapweevol, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kapweevol, it will turn you into a slug.

Kapweevol's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kapweevol's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear tights.