Kimveenciss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty hydra.

Kimveenciss created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimveenciss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kimveenciss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kimveenciss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kimveenciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not take Kimveenciss' name in vain.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.