Podbatmit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome guinea pig.

Podbatmit created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Podbatmit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Podbatmit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Podbatmit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Podbatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Podbatmit's priests.