Xucwabmigtofgomgof is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy mouse.

Xucwabmigtofgomgof created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucwabmigtofgomgof, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xucwabmigtofgomgof, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xucwabmigtofgomgof's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Xucwabmigtofgomgof's Holy Commandments

1. Xucwabmigtofgomgof loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Put Xucwabmigtofgomgof first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.