Jenvogbom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, charitable jackal.

Jenvogbom created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenvogbom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jenvogbom, she will turn you into a tree.

Jenvogbom's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jenvogbom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Do not run in public.