Kenflowsom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional wyvern.

Kenflowsom created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenflowsom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kenflowsom, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kenflowsom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kenflowsom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Kenflowsom on top of important buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about gravity.