Gebdabsawbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient wasp.

Gebdabsawbin created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Gebdabsawbin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebdabsawbin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gebdabsawbin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gebdabsawbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebdabsawbin.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.