Gunbutbog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive frog.

Gunbutbog created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbutbog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gunbutbog, she will manifest in front of you.

Gunbutbog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gunbutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Put Gunbutbog first in all things.