Kanhenyattxem Gofcemdogleg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic cat.

Kanhenyattxem Gofcemdogleg created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Kanhenyattxem Gofcemdogleg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kanhenyattxem Gofcemdogleg, it will remove you from existence.

Kanhenyattxem Gofcemdogleg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kanhenyattxem Gofcemdogleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Kanhenyattxem Gofcemdogleg loves tortoises, so they must be respected.