Cubflabflam is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awesome warg.

Cubflabflam created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubflabflam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cubflabflam, she will turn you into a slug.

Cubflabflam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cubflabflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.