Cunhomrowfasraw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy jellyfish.

Cunhomrowfasraw created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhomrowfasraw, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cunhomrowfasraw, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cunhomrowfasraw's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cunhomrowfasraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Cunhomrowfasraw's name in vain.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.