Gesshunflisbon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful human.

Gesshunflisbon created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gesshunflisbon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gesshunflisbon, it will come to you in dreams.

Gesshunflisbon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gesshunflisbon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five horses approach from the west.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.