Riplunvogyok is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish wolf.

Riplunvogyok created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riplunvogyok, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Riplunvogyok, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Riplunvogyok's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Riplunvogyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.