Luncinarm is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind hare.

Luncinarm created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Luncinarm, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Luncinarm, it will destroy your home planet.

Luncinarm's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Luncinarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away from turquoise dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not commit murder.