Langabbud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced duck.

Langabbud created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Langabbud, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Langabbud, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Langabbud's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Langabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.