Rilligmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud mouse.

Rilligmid created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilligmid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rilligmid, he will make you grow a tail.

Rilligmid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rilligmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away if three horses approach from the south.

3. Never paint your face yellow.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilligmid.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.