Zedrotlim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable toad.

Zedrotlim created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Zedrotlim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedrotlim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Zedrotlim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zedrotlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must love Zedrotlim.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.