Tettirigten is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow giraffe.

Tettirigten created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettirigten, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tettirigten, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tettirigten's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tettirigten's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettirigten.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not eat coconuts.