Cusspagkon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical swallow.

Cusspagkon created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusspagkon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cusspagkon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cusspagkon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cusspagkon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must pray to Cusspagkon five times a day.

4. Never sit near birds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.