Logjabnul is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying goblin.

Logjabnul created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Logjabnul, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Logjabnul, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Logjabnul's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Logjabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always help swans.

5. Do not take Logjabnul's name in vain.