Sitpasgod Nullflapflag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful parrot.

Sitpasgod Nullflapflag created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitpasgod Nullflapflag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitpasgod Nullflapflag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sitpasgod Nullflapflag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sitpasgod Nullflapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.