Cabrulnel is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful armadillo.

Cabrulnel created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabrulnel, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cabrulnel, it will turn you into a duck.

Cabrulnel's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cabrulnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
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