Cabrulnel is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, deceitful armadillo.
Cabrulnel created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Cabrulnel, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Cabrulnel, it will turn you into a duck.
Cabrulnel's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Cabrulnel's Holy Commandments
1. Do not hurt capybaras.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
4. Do not wear iron on your body.
5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.