Cissbamlip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical wyvern.

Cissbamlip created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbamlip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cissbamlip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cissbamlip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cissbamlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed parsnips to tapirs while wearing black stockings.