Doblistgub is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless whale.

Doblistgub created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doblistgub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Doblistgub, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Doblistgub's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Doblistgub's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Never talk about fire.