Fatbushub Dimbungom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing crane.

Fatbushub Dimbungom created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatbushub Dimbungom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fatbushub Dimbungom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fatbushub Dimbungom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fatbushub Dimbungom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Always obey Fatbushub Dimbungom's priests.

3. Hide from white porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat cherries.